STORIES FROM THE UPPERDECK

I almost just murdered a 7 year old in Circle K. It takes a lot to set me off. I try not to have a temper. I try to give grace to...

Guys do not like valentine’s day. I don’t have anything against it, but I would rather sound smart and tell you about how consumerism and...

Grief is unlike any other part of the human experience. I do not have a lot of experience with it. I’ve lost people I loved before, but...

I love the spotlight, but taking a walk of shame in front of a small tribe of mostly individuals you just barely know, is the worst. I...

I have spoken about some of my favorite, most memorable days in jail. Sure, the good days are fun to look back on, especially when...

One of the main focuses of my life has been making people smile and laugh. Trust me, sometimes, a lot of times, I have wished it wasn’t....

Bill O’Reilly was the host of The O’Reilly Factor on Fox News Channel from 1996 until he was unceremoniously removed from his post in...

I do not believe in karma. People have always told me that I’m not supposed to, so I don’t. I’m a Christian; karma comes from the more...

Bird and I pulled out of our sushi spot with no where to go. It was my time to improvise. I know I was supposed to have the whole night...

Growing up in Mississippi, in the 90’s, at a Southern Baptist church, was a treasure trove of watching people and learning people. When...

I may lose a few readers today. I may make a few people mad, but when something comes to my heart, it usually makes its way to my...

El Capitan would make the face with his eyes and mouth and the silence in so many different situations. He was consistent in doing it all...

It takes a lot for me to go on a first date. It’s just the whole awkwardness of the situation. Especially now, pretty much any girl I...

The Jailhouse Pranksters part 3/4 Hungry was really animated when he told me the story earlier that morning. One thing about Hungry is...

I was locked up with a guy named Hungry. He is a lifetime convict; Hungry has been locked up about 22 years out of his entire life. He...

Well, I only thought my life couldn’t get any worst. Then Christmas Day of 2019 happened and once again I find myself barely able to do...

So a family sickness required our family to switch family-Christmas to my parents house. This didn’t happen until about 2:45 Christmas...

Over the next few months, I saw Dahmer sparingly. It wasn’t that I was healing. My family was fairly sure she was going to end up killing...

Dahmer Part 1 I know after Relapse, you all must think that has to be the worst relationship of my life. I mean surely if it wasn’t, I...

Tonight at Cups has been a catastrophe. I have made friends with the baristas here; well, they are kind of my friends. They tolerate me....