STORIES FROM THE UPPERDECK

There were some signs early that we were headed for treacherous waters. I had the wildest imagination as a child. I’m not talking about...

If I’m going to continue this journey with you all, eventually it will get grimy. When I was writing my last piece (“The Barrrr( roll...

Everyone wants to know if Kanye’s conversion was real? I am here to tell you the truth about it. Is Yeezus now serving Jesus? I have no...

I’m on tinder there I said it. Honestly I thought it would make me feel better. It didn’t. I still feel like a creep. My problem is not...

I’m getting weirder. I have the hardest time controlling what I say. Its like I say these things, and then I picture myself sitting in...

The barista girl at Cups has a serious crush on me. In the last two-weeks she has paid for or given me my $5-$6 coffee two-times, like...

I don’t like girly TV shows. I’m a man’s man, and I only like really manly TV shows. I say that to say that sometimes in my life, when I...

I love playing pranks on small children. I’ve always said if you can’t trick a kid or dog to make yourself feel better about yourself...

Ya’ll my boss eats cat-food. He doesn’t really, but he and I sure spent a lot of time and effort making three of my nieces believe that...